yuk about the ham story!
mungo are you in Balham? everyone I know in Balham has loads of mice, they get through a hole the size of a pencil.
I think it's the high street all that food rubbish left lying around!!
everywhere I look now I see mice
moops don't you have your flat on here?
wouldn't like to be the one doing your loft conversion

(I need a 'yuk' smiley for this post)