New Formula-E alternative From Wandsworth Planning Department - BIG EMISSIONS
Now that those ECO tree hugging dullards won't let us play in Battersea Park anymore, our leaders at Wandsworh Tory Central have devised a new format that thousands per day can all join in the fun!
McLaren are legally obliged to not allow any
REVERSING in the public domain, and all the Trucks should arrive singularly and drive "In" and "out" of the site.
All welfare Cabins etc should also be within the site!
But that would be
NO FUN!
Now, let's throw elderly and young children into the mix and multiple vehicle random maneuvers all over the place ... make the Road narrower... build a bunch of concrete obstacles (absolutely NOT a FUNCTIONING Marketing Suite .... OH NO!) on the pavement, and chuck all the pedestrians into the street.
The Bahraini Billionaires that brought you this exciting new format, kept being put off their food by the site of all those POOR people at the bus stop ... so kindly WBC moved it away for them.
This has the added bonus of not upsetting those Rich jet setters, dropping by to bag a brace of £3m "Care" apartments.
Apparently that is short for .... "I don't CARE how much it costs .. just gotta love that location"
Watch the Intro Video here, and then join in the fun ... Rules: "there are no rules ... ask the Enforcement Team!!"
https://vimeo.com/298614811/a640a49465
HURRY .... This Attraction will ONLY be here for TWO YEARS!