Aupair / housekeeper with settled status looking for family Post Reply

[Dania-aupair]

Feeling adventurous? 
Try this Italian au pair who has gained settled status especially to enjoy the English weather. 
None of the several families she's worked for have reported casualties, despite her extensive and at times experimental cooking. 
She also offers to help with school runs, cleaning, making beds, walking your shirts, ironing your dog, and persuading your older kids to do something good every once in a while.
Although terrified of driving in London, she compensates by being not just a girl Friday but also Saturday and Sunday when needed. 
Want to know more? All you have to do is text or call 07513868030 and say you are a fastidious family with kids 10+.

[Dania-aupair]

Just to clarify - you don't necessarily need to be fastidious. 

[Dania-aupair]

Bump

[Dania-aupair]

In her book "Watching the English", Kate Fox explains the importance of weather talk, humour, and self-deprecation in the national culture. So I wrote my advert keeping all that in mind, but I now wonder: have I missed something?

[Dania-aupair]

Perhaps just the economic downturn! 

[Dania-aupair]

Got it, humour doesn't work so I'm reverting to boring conventional ads.

I am looking for a live-in position to assist with cooking, cleaning, school runs and errands, up to 25 hours a week with maximum schedule flexibility including at weekends. Compensation can be au pair pocket money or just accommodation in the case of a few hours.
I'm searching primarily in SW London-Surrey however other locations will be considered if driving isn't necessary.
Live - out positions for afternoon pickups considered too in the Kingston area. 
I am a quiet, non-smoking female born in Italy and living here since 2015, holding settled status and references. Interests: writing, classical music, history, poetry, cycling. 
For further info please message me or contact me on 07513868030. Thanks.