I hope this doesn't make you too queasy. I have just discovered, to my horror, that there is poo smeared all over the lining of the curtains in my bedroom.

The curtains are quite dark and heavy, with a cream black-out lining. They block out light beautifully and keep the bedroom warm too. I cannot face taking them down and being without them while they are dry cleaned. Does anyone have any idea how I could best tackle the problem without taking them down, which would be a major DIY job in itself?
Huge thanks in advance for any and all suggestions!