Last Updated on : 10th October 2016
After seven years of running NappyValleyNet, I was pretty sure I’d seen every type of post.
This week, however, a user called AGL showed me just how wrong I was.
She’s upset because her well-endowed husband insists on wearing his tight Lycra shorts to school drop-off which she believes is inappropriate.
We’ve had a number of comments on both sides of the fence and a couple of emails from very excited mums asking for the address of the school.
OK, I made that last bit up but don’t forget AGL is a real person with a real question so please do bear that in mind when replying!
Here is the rest of what you’ve been talking about on NappyValleyNet:
There must be something in the water this week: on top of tight Lycra shorts we’ve had a post advertising naked still life drawing classes for hen weekends! I think everyone should go and have a cold shower and calm down! (click here).
Two interesting pieces of news on the restaurant side: Trinity in Clapham has won their first Michelin Star (congrats!) and there is a rumour that they’re opening up a new venue on Bellevue Road. Oooh, that’s a bit close to Chez Bruce, I wonder what’s the French for “he’s parked his tanks on my lawn”!
This post came in late yesterday but I really wanted to feature it in today’s email. AJErecently lost her son at 24 weeks, she asks for any sensitive funeral director recommendations? It goes without saying that our thoughts are with you AJE and I know that I speak for the whole NVN community when I say that if there is anything else we can help with please don’t hesitate to ask (click here)
DBX is really grumpy about the mobile coverage between the commons. Do you know of a route to better reception? (click here)
Anett is also grumpy but for a different reason: someone hit her car in Salcott Road and then left an illegible note! It was a black Jaguar, did you see anything? (click here).
PS wonders if Happy Faces has closed? Sad faces all round if it has! (click here)
Seabel wonders if she can take anti-depressants to/in the Middle East? She’s heard some scary stories about drugs and jails (click here)
Thanks to the wonderful Mr Dyson we have a full run down on the prospective tenants on all the vacant/soon-to-be-vacant shops on Northcote Road. Thanks Jonathan! (click here).
Sticking with Mr Dyson, but this time wearing his Northcote Road business network hat, he’s posted details of the Northcote Road Christmas lights and market. Double thank you! (click here).
The Trinity Field’s Fireworks are excellent. But when/where/how much is a question a few of you have asked? Well we have the answers and it’s behind you! Ok, Ok, it’s not panto season yet! (click here)
AllAboutTheGirl are great friends of NappyValleyNet and as they approach their fifth birthday (my, how you’ve grown!) they’ve posted a heap of special offers and stylist news! 10% of lashes anyone?(click here)
Four lost and found posts! The first inhabitant of our virtual lost property cupboard is a white Samsung phone (click here). Then we come onto FruityLoop who is a great friend of NVN and she’s lost a Monica Vinader bracelet on Wandsworth Common or Broomwood Road (click here). A chocolate Burmese cat is missing(click here) and we also have a flighty feline called Jimmy, AWOL from Leathwaite Road (click here)
We love Beanstalk. Their work in local schools, helping children read, is amazing and on top of that they’re hosting the Beanstalk Bookfest on the 15th of October. Abi Elphenstone, Piers Torday and Polly Faber will all be in attendance and although it’s free, places are limited so please do book your place (click here).
Sticking with books the fabby Streatham and Clapham School have their own STREAM Book Festival coming up in November. Malorie Blackman, James Nichol and Judith Kerr will be appearing so together with this, and the Beanstalk Bookfest, you have a bonanza of book based activities! (click here).
Kleby is thinking of hiring Del Aziz for a birthday party – good idea? I don’t know much about their restaurant but I loved their song “Nothing Ever Happens”. Oh, that’s Del Amitri. I’ll shut up then! (click here).
Dreaming of a skiing holiday? Our friends at Ski Famille have posted details of their early season family special offers. Take me, take me! (click here)
We have a heap of brilliant activity and fitness ideas! First up is the wonderful Julian Tennis Coach with his “after school junior”, “adult evening” and “half term holiday camp” tennis courses(click here). Then we have Fit for a Princess whom we love SO much and Janey is bringing back their awesome 90 minute kickboxing classes! Based on Wandsworth Common it’s right next to the Skylark for a restorative coffee after your pugilistic punishment! (click here). Lastly, and a new entrant to the Nappy Valley fitness family is Jacqui Ditcham with her Putney based Fitter Life classes.Sounds great Jacqui and thanks for posting! (click here).
It took me ages to realise that Cake Smash is a “thing”! Well it turns out it is and NC would love to know who might photograph one for her? (click here).
I really hope we can help with this post. HNB has a very high needs baby. They’ve been unable to have a single family supper together since he was born 13 months ago and he cries every time he’s put down. Any advice very very very very welcome! (click here)
Nurturing Mums have posted details of their popular post-natal courses which are coming to Northcote Road on the 10th of October! We have a 25% off launch code if you are quick! (click here)
If you work or care with anyone suffering from dementia then this post could be invaluable: Age Exchange are running a course on communicating with those with dementia. It’s on the 12th of October in Battersea (click here)
We have more School Posts than UKIP has leadership issues!
Chestnut Grove continues to get great feedback (click here). LSD is after an SEN advisor for the independent sector (click here). WMims has posted her feedback on Graveney. Bit of a curate’s egg, it transpires (click here). Fishflower wonders if she needs to register her little one at birth for prep schools and if so, for how many schools? (click here). KB asks if you have any feedback on the Harris Academy? (click here) and BMSW12 asks the same but about Alderbrook (click here).
We have a Play-Doh Cupboard full of your nursery posts…
PG would love your opinions on Weir Link or Abacus Nurseries (click here). Kids Fusion is a new nursery opening in 2017 (click here). SW12M is trying to choose between Marmalade Caterpillar and Bertrum House (click here). Lastly Alchemy is looking for a school nursery with a January intake (click here).
Looking for a new challenge? We have more vacancies than Trump has reputational issues!
An Earlsfield fashion firm are looking for child models (click here). Win62 is hoping tohire consultants to sell their Sand Art. Me neither but it does sound interesting! (click here). BS is a search and selection consultancy and they need P/T search consultants (click here). TwoMonkeys would love to find a babysitter (click here). Lastly,Blackbird Jewellery need someone to help them in the run-up to Christmas (click here).
We have more “House and Garden” questions than The Apprentice has rather odd “business” people
Duck20 is hoping to find artwork of the Clapham Common bandstand, do you know of a photographer? (click here)? Henson Security want to introduce themselves, they’re a burglar alarm company (click here). Twinkle98 would love to find a firm that willinstall a new front fence (click here). JJ needs a new kitchen, are they best to employ separate tradesmen or one person to “own” the whole job? (click here). DCWR asks if you have had a Martin Moore kitchen fitted? (click here). AM wonders ifyou’d recommend Neptune Kitchens? (click here). HC wonders if you’d use BTL or Pascal Huser for a full home refurb? (click here).
Lastly, we asked our friends at Landmark to run through all the different types of loft conversion which they’ve done AND included pictures. Thanks guys! (click here).
Looking to buy or sell? It’s totally free to post your items on NappyValleyNet
FOR SALE: a Scott Speedster road bike (click here), FOR SALE a white Snuzpod (click here)and FOR SALE: a Bugaboo Bee (click here)
Phew, that’s it, have a fabby week!
Annabel and the NappyValleyNet team
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