Six local crime posts, please read. Shall I have plastic surgery? The perfect Nappy Valley kitchen revealed!

Last Updated on : 20th January 2014
Six local crime posts

Dear South West London Mum,

Go Ape! is coming to Battersea Park (click here for details).

For those of you that don’t know, it’s a “tree top” experience that involves swinging from platform-to-platform, 30 or 40 feet off the ground, in an elaborate concoction of webbing straps, harnesses and pulleys.

I’m “totes excited” (as my eldest would say) as it’s one of our regular Lake District activities.

Being scared of heights I don’t actually take part, but I like to think my ground-based moral support is invaluable as I hold the fleeces and take pictures.

Last summer was no exception but as Mr NappyValleyNet was getting ready to take to the trees for his latest jaunt he called me over.

“Can you give your JanePlan person a call and order more of their meal stuff?” he asked sotto voce.

I was obviously pleased that he’d decided to eat healthier but it did seem an odd time and place to have a foodie epiphany.

All became clear a few moments later when one of the instructors wandered over with a contraption of belts and buckles that wouldn’t have looked out of place in “50 Shades of Grey”.

“Whose the bloke who needs the double harness?” he asked.


This is what you’ve been talking about on NappyValleyNet (Wandsworth):

I *think* I love this idea, a murder mystery party for kids! Ivelaise wonders if you know someone who can run one?…click here for details

ITV are looking for a pregnant mum who is having a girl to appear on TV. Just what you need when feeling sick and a bit bloatey!…click here for details

Six “crime” posts that everyone should read, sorry to be so gloomy but there does seem to have been a spate of criminal activity recently…

First, one of our NappyValleyNetter’s may have been a victim of a gold ring scam (click here) and TiptoToe has an even more disturbing story (click here). Secondly, there have been a lot of burglaries recently and it looks like sash window bolts are not sufficient security (click here) and (click here). A scooter was stolen on Amner Road, was it yours? (click here). Lastly, sash windows or not, please don’t forget to lock your front door as Cafe Racer tells us about his unfortunate friend on Burntwood Lane…click here for details

Six local crime posts






The “whats in your perfect kitchen” post keeps running!
 Mr NVN’s suggestion that “Nigella” is in his was not helpful. The rest of you seem to love a “Quooker” but can take or leave the steam ovens…click here for details

Crazycat wonders if a boob job is a good idea? She’s feeling self-conscious and would like to hear from anyone whose had surgery?…click here for details

Treep has a five year old who could be the next Richard Clayderman! Do you know of a piano teacher who can get him to Madison Square Gardens?…click here for details

A very flattering post! Catcher wonders if there is a NappyValleyNet in Westchester NY?…click here for details

A parallel pair of skiing posts. First on the button lift is Ali wondering which is the best ski school for youngsters in Val D’Isere? (click here) followed confidently by Skiderouge who are based near Clapham Park Road and want to tell you about their new and pre-skied clothing sales…click here for details

MungoMuffit needs a planning lawyer with a great understanding of building in a Wandsworth conservation area?…click here for details

Shantimum is looking for a gymnastic course for a five year old?…click here for details

StephA wonders what to do with her little one after school? Both parents work full-time and she isn’t sure how to manage the time between the end of the school day and her getting home from work…click here for details

Kaori needs ear plugs for a two year old. Suggestions?…click here for details 

From ear plugs to shoes! WM wonders where she can source shoes for her little one?…click here for details

Vives wonders if there are “overnight” childminders?…click here for details 

Firstimer is looking for somewhere to supply the BCG injection?…click here for details

Lalectrice needs a jeweller to re-size her ring?  Who can she trust with “her precious”? (*puts on Gollum voice*) …click here for details

KJBF is six weeks away from giving birth (congratulations!) and wants to know which is the best double buggy?…click here for details

HP wonders if anyone can help her with cellulite?…click here for details

Sticking with skin (never thought I’d write THAT on NappyValleyNet) BFW is looking for a dermatologist?…click here for details

And onto schools…

Bolingbroke Academy was unlikely to get an outstanding Ofsted report, according to AM…click here for details

Bertrum House has an open day coming up….click here for details

Hedger wants to know what you think of Wix!…click here for details

Don’t forget the deadline for choosing a Wandsworth education nursery is the 14th of February. The council has a web page to help you decide…click here for details

Our “rent a house or flat” section is flying! Heaps and heaps of flats/houses added this week!…click here for details

CAC needs our help! She has a friend who has been given one round of IVF on the NHS but she’s been referred to St Heliers, she doesn’t like it there, can you reassure her or can she change?…click here for details

Our House and Garden Section is heaving with questions that need your help!

Lula wonders who might line a chimney for a wood burning stove? (click here) Hattie is suffering from draughty double glazing, who can make her less windy? (click here) Bubs needs a carpenter to repair bi-fold doors (click here) P27 would like a damp-proofing company (click here) CQ asks if anyone knows of a roofer who doesn’t cost the earth? (click here) Elke would like removal recommendations (click here) WMS wonders if he/she can burn wood in Wandsworth? (click here),  IB has a leaky roof terrace and builders are giving her conflicting advice…click here for details

Total change of subject! JW wonders if you have any experience of the 345 nursery in Wandsworth?…click here for details

The NappyValleyNet calendar is bursting at the seam!

Free Entry with Dine With Us @ Crazy Chimps (click here), SOME LIKE IT TOTS Parent and baby cinema (click here), Buggyfit Class every Monday…click here for details

Don’t forget AnnabelsArcade our totally free buying and selling site!

For sale this week:Sorel kids snow boots size 7.5, worn once (click here), a Jumperoo (click here) and a Maclaren Techno XT Stroller (click here)

That’s it, have a wonderful week!


Annabel and the Team


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