Hi! Love your username by the way it cracks me up!
I don't have any turf recommendations but maybe see how it looks when it starts getting warmer? I know our grass is rubbish during the Winter but seems to rally round when it gets warmer?
we got artificial grass last summer. really easy to lay and we've been very happy with it. we went for the NON sand filled with longer blades and mixed colour. you can get free samples via ebay traders or just googling. we used hitech grass.
We had a company called nomow lay ours and i can say they are great! So many of my friends have had it after us and are very happy! The only one downside is it can get very hot in the summer but otherwise brilliant!
Hi there - I had a bad experience with the one I used - in terms of delivery, cost etc. They're called as good as grass and sell on ebay as well as having their own website.