Postby BalhamDad » Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:49 pm
Clapset. Homework! But of course! How come no one has thought of that before? Our educationalists, youth leaders, police officers, social workers and politicians will be slapping their foreheads with disbelief at how they could have overlooked such a brilliant yet obvious solution. How could we all have been such imbeciles for so long to have missed it?? Teenage pregnancy and juvenile delinquency slashed at a stroke as, rather than sniffing glue and knifing and groping each other at the bus shelter, those underchallenged teenagers are brushing up their French irregular verbs and the life cycle of the African horned toad! Honestly, Clapset, I'd write to Michael Gove and David Cameron right away with your suggestion. Who knows? There may be a gong in this! Arise Sir Clapset KBE! And thoroughly deserved too — allow me to be the first to congratulate you.